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Husband Demotivational Poster


HUSBAND DAYCARE - Seems Legit




WEDDING CAKE -




HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm, #226396
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am, #190264

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm, #190189

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm, #190114
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm, #190077
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm, #190075
FUC1


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by timmey

mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm, #231408
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm, #231403
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231394

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm, #221397
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm, #221351
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




MARRIED LIFE - Your wife doesn't laugh at your jokes any more ? Adopt a burglar.


TAGS: burglar wife husband joke thief
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:15 am, #228121
the joke was 'marian is funny' it is a joke, marian !
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:40 pm, #227984
Don't bother yourself because you won't get it... this user make posters from her/his experience... ain't so?
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 1:51 pm, #227974
I suddenly want to know what the joke was ... !


CLARITY. - THE MOMENT YOU REALISE YOU'VE RUINED YOUR LIFE.


TAGS: married wedding bride groom husband
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by AaronL

GaryO - February 17, 2012, 3:19 pm, #229748
that'5 a LOL


WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -


TAGS: marriage husband wife death
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 2:06 am, #102878
WELCOME! Now wipe your boots!
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:05 am, #102876
walks in...trips...falls on face ...has NO idea what's going on but likes it!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:05 am, #102420
10-10-10-9.8-6.5! 6.5? Stupid East German Judge!
BuZZbomb - July 29, 2009, 11:02 pm, #102109
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:01 pm, #102107
(double back-flip dismount, nailed landing) ta-DAAAAAA!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:00 pm, #102106
When goals are not readily attainable, the inability to detach from them may produce frustration, exhaustion, rumination on failures, and lack of sleep. These in turn activate harmful inflammatory responses that can lead to illness and lowered immunity.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:59 pm, #102105
Men who faced chronic stresses at work or at home ran a 30 percent higher likelihood of dying over the course of a nine-year study...
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:58 pm, #102104
I'll answer this one for ya, derek...
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:39 pm, #101996
It's all part of the plan...just part of the plan!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:42 pm, #101914
50th Wedding Anniversary Toast: "May my wife live another 50 years...and may I live another 51, because I want at least 1 year of f*ckin' peace and quiet before I go!"


SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm, #194771
oh...oh d***..lol


UNLUCKY FAT MAN -


TAGS: salad dodger has a husband
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Sean - April 18, 2011, 4:48 pm, #216689
Me too. Laughing still.
Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:40 pm, #216686
I'm still laughing! He probably can't even see the cd.


20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm, #73019
That one b**** has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm, #69166
g** Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am, #44121
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am, #34504
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am, #27044
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


compromise -




YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by suenero

TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm, #209734
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am, #209502
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am, #209494
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am, #209492
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am, #209484

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


THINK LONG AND HARD -


TAGS: memory husband
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:53 pm, #230371
lol


KITCHEN DUTY -


TAGS: cleaning wife organize clutzy husband
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:30 am, #175549
LOL


Ya Know What They Say -


TAGS: husbands fighting digging deep beat
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 4, 2014, 8:17 pm, #254070
Must be the ****s during flu season for poor Moo(?). Fortunately none of us have to bare witness to what comes out...he's got a missus to do that now.
Greeny - April 4, 2014, 5:44 am, #254065
Mooooooooooooooooooo comes out the same on both sides!
spacedog - April 3, 2014, 6:05 pm, #254057
It didn't get either of us. On the little kids side you get funny little stars "****", but on the grown up side... You get ****, piss, f***, ****, ****sucker, m**********r, and t***.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:10 am, #254044
Thanks sod...have to give the ex a little credit, the rose bush looks beautiful every year...teehee.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:09 am, #254043
Balls! It got me too.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:07 am, #254042
Haha..you tried to spell ****. Thanks for the vote and giggle.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 10:23 pm, #254040
TOUCHDOWN! 5L
spacedog - April 2, 2014, 5:55 pm, #254032
Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? With 5ilver bells and ****le5hells, and bodies under each row.


DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm, #92783
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm, #92782
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm, #92771
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am, #92744
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife


TAGS: marriage epic fail wife husband seti medals romance
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by forseti

Azbestos - March 25, 2011, 2:49 pm, #215217
Hunnic wife?


SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!




How to find a husband -


TAGS: canadian women husbands traps
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:50 pm, #250570
Mrs. spacedog thinks I'm husband material... Unfortunately that just means she wants the house painted.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:48 pm, #250556
Of course it is...keeps the beer cold. Thanks for the vote Mr. Jesus.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:47 pm, #250555
I'll give ya an even 6 as a thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:46 pm, #250554
5 hangovers? So you're the one that keeps escaping! Thanks for the vote Grey...glad to see ya around.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:44 pm, #250553
You saying you're husband material space? Hmmm, best go check my trap line. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - October 22, 2013, 1:10 pm, #250546
Hockey and beer....a divine combination! 5 slap sh**s!
maoworks2 - October 22, 2013, 7:52 am, #250538
I Think That's What I Need 5 Cold Canadian L's
Greybeard - October 21, 2013, 11:41 pm, #250537
5 hangovers. Awesome poster as usual. :)
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:12 pm, #250529
5 Beers! Wait, how do I get out of this thing? I guess I'll just drink Em here then.


Talk To Me -


TAGS: for the guys wife husband communication arguing quote s freud
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:15 pm, #252585
That was his 2nd mistake...1st was being born male, the poor s.o.b.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 10:00 pm, #252584
Yes, but his first mistake was listening...
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:37 am, #252212
Ah Mr. Gary, I see you know well what the posters is saying...teehee.
GaryO - January 16, 2014, 10:04 pm, #252205
but........but.......


Time Relativity -


TAGS: men women waiting husbands wives
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 8, 2014, 11:27 am, #252014
Yeah! Isn't that the truth. Sometimes, minutes could 'magically' turn into seconds depending on the situation that one has found himself in. Lol... But seriously...
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2014, 5:57 am, #252011
Meanwhile, is she says you have 5 minutes, you had better not go past 5 minutes!


He Said. . . She Said -


TAGS: spouses questions widows wives husbands
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm, #247061
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm, #247060
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am, #246974
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am, #246971
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L


MASK -


TAGS: lost dreams father husband
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

scribbles412 - May 1, 2011, 4:13 am, #217806
I hugs for you, from someone who's just come to terms
Kspace - April 13, 2011, 8:39 am, #216285
Powerful words...as a new father myself, whose wife miscarried , I sympathize.
Dill - April 13, 2011, 12:44 am, #216274
wow...I'm at a lose for words...that bought a tear to my eye. Hopefully, it will make people think first
GySgt1811 - April 12, 2011, 12:05 pm, #216187
No comment, RL. I extend my hand instead...


WOMAN THINKING - My husband says he will leave me if I don't stop shopping... God I will miss that man...




LIFE - Finding your place early in life makes the rest of the journey much simplier.




DIVORCE - My Husband taught me Housekeeping. When I divorced him, I kept the house.




read my lips -


TAGS: husbands wives unbderstanding unspoken marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:58 pm, #250870
Don't forget to take a roll of TP, might be a long stay. Thanks, glad you're enjoying them. Can't see this streak lasting too long though.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:57 pm, #250869
Silvie! You forget to turn her volume back on after the World Series coverage.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 6:59 am, #250862
Oh, I understood alright…….and that too was wrong.….I’ll be in the woods (Missy, this is s-o-o-o-o-o damm good)
Silverheart - November 6, 2013, 2:21 am, #250860
I find it hard to believe there are words the wife is NOT saying... as she is never NOT speaking.
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:25 pm, #250859
Completely agree!
lgvernon - November 5, 2013, 10:41 pm, #250858

I'm fond of cast iron, myself. Those flimsy plastic handles can be problematic.


LETS MAKE A DEAL -




The Little Woman -




Cheating -




Married Long Enough -


TAGS: married husband wife answers questions safe
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 9:13 am, #253063
What was that? I had sand stuck in my ears.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2014, 4:08 am, #253061
Women ask that because they are fat and know it but they don't like it and are seeking reassurance that they're not, thus sticking their head in the sand instead of dealing with the problem
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:30 pm, #253060
Eventually answering with a question can save your life...teehee.
mariand - February 17, 2014, 4:35 pm, #253055
I thought it's bad to answer with a question..means that I'm not married for long enough? :))))


HOMELESS - The choice is seldom theirs alone to make.




VENGEANCE ! - he was the husband


TAGS: husband p***ert vagabond
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by emaxtreme

ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:31 am, #142713
Good save Sean.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 1:24 am, #142708
Yeah. Everyone knows that a homeless dude's p**** is a sickly shade of greenish purple. And by "everyone" I mean, of course, the mods.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 1:15 am, #142696
Not real... that's how.
aerofiend - December 5, 2009, 1:14 am, #142693
How did this get past the mods?


OLYMPIC POLYANDRY - And China takes another gold!


TAGS: olympics polyandry humor men women husbands
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 9:49 am, #69749
Polyandry! Never thought I'd see such a word used by any of these bloodclots! Nice work! BTW, *******ks, it's the opposite of Polygamy!


THE TOP 10 - To perish approximately 30 years prior to the women were their husbands. God DOES work miracles.




HUSBANDS - It's never too late to train them !


TAGS: husband train glass
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Anonimous - January 22, 2010, 3:11 pm, #153727
I love to be a single
MustyK - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm, #149242
Thanks Ron - I Always Love Your Work.
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 12:28 pm, #149171
5L Mr. MustyK! Good job!
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 10:55 am, #149140
Then you start jumping and he gets to bleeding and then you tell him, "Now clean up the carpet, b****!"
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 10:50 am, #149139
Nah, the message I'd like to send goes more like, "Shape the f*** up or Imma stand on your back while you lie on broken glass."
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 10:46 am, #149138
@TOC, for memories of New Years Eves gone past, or freaky ritualistic fertilty acts you've enjoyed?
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 9:52 am, #149134
I approved this one so I could show it to my kids' dad.
Bartimaeus - December 31, 2009, 9:46 am, #149133
Or too early...that kid in the background is like "WTF?"
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 9:29 am, #149131
ROR! Now you sir better be standing on that carpet cause i don't want any scratches on my back... it makes my old lady think things


Senior Citizens -


TAGS: husband wife pregnancy heart rate
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:17 am, #256336
Glad you're lmao...shhhh...isn't that the sound of some female in your vicinity peeing on a stick?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:15 am, #256335
Well thanks jesus. Nice elderly catholic couple...no safe *** there huh?
Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:35 am, #256302
LMAO...
JesusWept - August 19, 2014, 3:09 pm, #256276
HA! Heart-stoppingly funny. L L L L L


A Helping Hand -


TAGS: husbands wives admitting erred
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:55 pm, #247365
Phew, glad you said a woman's deepest thoughts. Mine, they wouldn't be allowed to approve here. Thanks for the vote hun.
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 8:47 am, #247332
More insight into a woman's deepest thoughts by Prissy! 5L (what else would be more fitting?)
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:52 pm, #247318
Thanks mao!
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:52 pm, #247317
Oh Papa, c'mon. I always imagine you wearing the pants in your castle. And the missus wears the pants in your house...bahaha.
MissPriss - July 3, 2013, 11:50 pm, #247316
Thanks Greeny. I'm not right often, but when I am look out...teehee.
maoworks2 - July 3, 2013, 12:45 pm, #247304
Good One 5L.
PapaFox - July 3, 2013, 7:18 am, #247288
OH so true! :-D
Greeny - July 3, 2013, 6:07 am, #247284
Hit it with a Nail Gun & 150psi in the compressor Miss P!


If Looks Could Kill -




menus -


TAGS: dinner cost expensive wife husband
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2014, 3:42 am, #254761
Company dinner once; lots of menus, but no prices. Glad the boss was paying the bill.
Airman - May 12, 2014, 11:39 pm, #254760
ever been in a restaurant that gives you the menu with prices, but your date's menu has no prices? Expensive


DELIVERY -




Once Upon A Time -




Precisely -




Don't Ask -


TAGS: wife husband day wine glass
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:48 am, #249409

I disregard the lines and just stop pouring when at risk of an overspill.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 10:47 am, #249408

Yeah, Priss, I figger ol Mooo's gonna have lumps on the back of his head for a spell. Maybe even time out.
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:36 am, #249398
From top to bottom or bottom to top?
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:35 am, #249397
I make beer too! Usually about 1/2 hour after I drink my 1st one! I don't like renting!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:34 am, #249396
Bahaha...says the guy that just got married... try saying that again this time next year. Oh Moo(?)...hahaha!
MissPriss - September 7, 2013, 4:32 am, #249395
Thanks Igs!
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2013, 1:43 am, #249393
Level 1: Social, 2: Medicinal, 3: Thera**utic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:36 am, #249391
exception that proves the rule.
lgvernon - September 7, 2013, 12:31 am, #249389

I MAKE beer; I don't drink beer. I also don't GA single F about tampon ads or gossip. I do, however, enjoy quality brown liquor and lively conversation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2013, 12:13 am, #249385
Just fill the glass and say you're taking out the garbage...then drink beer in the garage until you're sure she's asleep. We don't GAF about your day of gossip and tampon reviews, We actually spent the day working.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 11:51 pm, #249383

Been there, done that~~have the glass. 5Ls


You're The Man -




THE DIVORCED MAN'S LAMENT - My shack is a very very very nice shack with no kids in the yard and I thought back then that life was hard...


TAGS: divorce husbands problems
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 2:33 am, #236815
I'll have to pass along the compliment to the ex BA HA HA!
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 11:18 pm, #236805
Nice one, MP. Actually I love the looks of that place. It’s got more soul in its porch than many a McMansion I’ve been in.


LIFE CHOICES -




framed -




GOOGLE CAN MAKE IT SEEM -


TAGS: arguement wife husband google unfair
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by ArturiusMaxwell

Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 7:17 am, #221724
HOLY CRAP IT'5 NOT FAKE


Men-A-Pause -




What do you mean you did nothing, all day!?! -




FOR YOU HONEY, WITH LOVE -


TAGS: marriage husband wife dinner women
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:17 pm, #231125
(carebear BANNED)


troublesome times -




THE BOX MOVIE -


TAGS: sacrifice husband wife
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 29, 2012, 11:10 pm, #230400
How you said it sounded like its something that can be dealt with just because you want to. Does not exactly mean it's something anyone will CHOOSE
carebear - February 29, 2012, 11:09 pm, #230399
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - February 29, 2012, 8:00 pm, #230392
Well this child was not born this way. And being blind AND deaf isnt really something u can live with easily
carebear - February 29, 2012, 7:55 pm, #230391
(carebear BANNED)
gas - February 29, 2012, 10:33 am, #230346
xDD "the bathroom we don't talk about"
forseti - February 29, 2012, 8:58 am, #230343
LOL Gary!!
RonE - February 29, 2012, 8:07 am, #230342
And yes, I know I am "messed up."
RonE - February 29, 2012, 8:06 am, #230341
send him for the state to take care of.
Sho - February 29, 2012, 7:24 am, #230337
Im not sure, but I think thats pretty irrelevant at that moment
GaryO - February 28, 2012, 9:59 pm, #230321
Do they have two bathrooms?
Sho - February 28, 2012, 9:53 pm, #230319
It's good indeed. Totally worth it.
gas - February 28, 2012, 9:34 pm, #230317
I just realized that in fact it's taken from another movie lol. looks good, I'll have to take a look at
Sho - February 28, 2012, 9:25 pm, #230316
Not a bad idea :)
gas - February 28, 2012, 8:49 pm, #230313
**** sho, I hope never to receive a pm from you with the subject "I want to play a game"


OCD -




SUCCESS -




HOUSE HUSBAND - Where watching Jerry Springer is a career choice




IF HE NEEDS A BOOK - To tell him what goes with jeans do not make eye contact and slowly back away!




Only You -


TAGS: hospital husband question stupid answer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 14, 2015, 7:59 pm, #261618
Jesus you didn't miss a thing...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 8:07 pm, #261313
I can't belive i missed this one. Outstanding! 5 L's
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:39 pm, #258312
Nice to have another gal that understands...teehee.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:37 pm, #258311
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm, #258310
We do so...but only how we want to hear it!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:36 pm, #258309
Ha...hurts to even blink.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:35 pm, #258308
Mr. Gary your comment reeks of experience.
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:49 am, #258286
nice slam! LOL! Lions ROTFL!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 8:03 am, #258280
Omission, often the wiser part of valor. 5'd.
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:13 am, #258277
See? Women don't want hone5ty...
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2014, 3:13 am, #258274
Not a wink, your honor, not a wink!
GaryO - November 24, 2014, 9:52 pm, #258270
awww, yeaaaaah


Second Opinion? -


TAGS: doctor woman husband talking sleep cure
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:25 am, #259799
Naaaaah, I want to hear all his secrets! LOL! 5L!
Bandit5906 - February 6, 2015, 4:26 pm, #259786
Fat chance of that!
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 8:34 am, #259780
nice thought


Bullying -


TAGS: husbands wives chores bullying calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 27, 2015, 3:21 pm, #260540
...'cern, I'd say by your posters your wife has already done a very good job lmao
concern3 - March 27, 2015, 5:39 am, #260537
Priss, Thank you, your poster has made me realize how grateful i should be to my wife


Natural Disasters -


TAGS: natural disasters husband wife choice
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - February 8, 2015, 8:36 am, #259823
Nah, I'm laughin' right along with ya'!!!
MissPriss - February 7, 2015, 10:32 pm, #259820
It is wrong of me to take pleasure in your pain? Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:07 am, #259793
Laughing so hard it hurrrrts!!! The first 1 was a learning experience. The 2nd one will be 21 years in a couple of months and sometimes, I SWEAR it makes Katrina, Rita, and several of those newsworthy CA. earthquakes look like Mardi Gras!!!! 5L!!!


Speechless -


TAGS: husband wife argue fight words
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:11 pm, #257866
Glad ya enjoyed Greeny
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:09 pm, #257865
Glad ya said woman cuz I certainly ain't no lady...would of had to have a few choice words with ya Sylvie! Thanks for the 5er.
Greeny - November 11, 2014, 6:13 pm, #257855
hahaha - priceless!
Silverheart - November 11, 2014, 5:31 pm, #257853
I don't know what's funnier, the poster or the fact a woman made it! 5 overly verbose female lions


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TAGS: husbands description chores best awards
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:39 pm, #257884
Man, I live in Mtxplk's reverso world.
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 4:57 pm, #257871
HEY! I lifted my legs
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:18 pm, #257870
No trophy for you. Maybe just one of those participant ribbons...maybe!
MissPriss - November 12, 2014, 3:16 pm, #257869
Arsehole!
GaryO - November 12, 2014, 8:08 am, #257862
She couldn't hear me over the vacuum.
MissPriss - November 11, 2014, 12:49 pm, #257847
Ask your wife, she'll certainly explain it to you!
GaryO - November 11, 2014, 8:41 am, #257845
there's a point here I bet


Dear Mother-In-Law -


TAGS: teaching mother in law children husband improvement
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - February 8, 2015, 6:46 pm, #259831
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:26 am, #259800
Good point! 5L!


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